
Someone who looks like you is playing in the playoff as a Magic.
One of the most disappointing sport stars of all time. The most celebrated dunker -> the most underwhelming millionaire athlete. Can anyone suck more?



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"The U.S. has dazzling skill; the Greeks are a dazzling team."The fact that we already know (repeatedly) the above statement is true only makes matter worse. Teamwork, learn it. And while you're at it, pass the damn ball. And coach, don't tiptoe around the stars. Yes, listen to the soothing words from your groupies and your 12-person care unit after the defeat. It'll make you feel better inside.

EARLSBORO, Okla. - The Hanna High School basketball team can take some consolation: It didn't get shut out.Extremely lopsided game, how did they achieve that? Even if someone just flips the ball up the team should have a better chance to score more than TWO points, two freaking points. Did all five of the starters drop down and play dead? Read some funny messages on Yahoo! board.
It did, however, lose 112-2 on Friday night to Earlsboro.
"It was embarrassing to watch," Earlsboro coach Jim Walling told The Oklahoman. "But you can't just tell your kids not to score. I've been coaching 27 years and have never been involved in something like this."
The Wildcats led 42-0 after one quarter and 73-2 at halftime. Walling pulled his starters in the second half, and game officials kept a running clock, stopping it only for free throws.
Each player on Earlsboro's 10-man boys' roster scored. Seven players finished in double figures.
Bush loses 2154 - 0
by: interstate_101 (32/M)
Msg: 3 of 286
2154 GIs dead and 0 WMD found.
It is embarrassing to watch Dubya make a fool of himself everyday.
Those Kids Aren't Going To Score Ever
by: Rosco6767
Msg: 32 of 291
with the cheerleaders.
CONGRATULATIONS YAHOO.. RUB IT IN.
by: misterjingleslittlerock
Msg: 45 of 291
THE LEAST YOU COULD HAVE DONE WAS NAME THE PLAYER WHO SCORED THE TWO POINTS.........
Re: Coach should be removed
by: massage246
Msg: 51 of 291
Lets see, the winning team was already playing their second string. I guess they should have put on blindfolds and tied one arm behind their backs to make it fair.
DRUG TEST !!!!!!NOW!!!!!!
by: casper16321@sbcglobal.net
Msg: 83 of 292
At times like these I do believe in drug testing students,...How the hell do you only score 2 ??? What is this a school for the blind ?? He said it was embarrassing, thats not the half of it. this should cause some people to move out of town !!!!SHHHEESSSS, What you gonna say "" Yep my sons on that team ""??? "You should have seen that shot "!!!
"Prettiest 2 pointer.."...not me, brother !!!!
THE UNTOLD PART
by: penn06
Msg: 103 of 292
their real basketball team was out getting drunk. they were replaced with dogs and cats was why the score was so lopsided. there was no one in the audience so no one noticed.
Hanna High School's total enrollment. .
by: rkleine45150
Msg: 174 of 293
is only 38 students, whereas Earlsboro's is 87. The winning school had a larger pool of talent from which to draw players.

Michael Jeffrey Jordan (born February 17, 1963, in Brooklyn, New York) is a former National Basketball Association player, considered by many to be the greatest basketball player of all time.
A remarkable force at both ends of the floor, Jordan ended a career of 15 full seasons with a regular-season scoring average of 30.12 points per game, the highest in NBA history (ahead of Wilt Chamberlain's 30.06). He won six championships, notched 10 scoring titles, and was league MVP five times. He was named to the All-Defensive First Team nine times, and led the league in steals three times. In 1991, he was named Sports Illustrated magazine's "Sportsman of the Year." These and other achievements have persuaded many fans that Jordan was the best ever to play the game. (Others call Jordan overrated and point to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlain, Magic Johnson, Oscar Robertson, Bill Russell, and Shaquille O'Neal.) -Wikipedia
FUNDAMENTALS. You don't see Jordan missing open jumpshots or blowing layups. The man is deadly if you give him an open look or scoring opportunity. He performs even better when under pressure. The players these days can't hit an open jumpshot even if given plenty of time to set up. Lack of focus or mental strength is the problem. Too many youngsters playing their Nintendos or PS2s instead of practising their game (eg. Darius "Hype" Miles) during the off-season. Practise improves skill and Jordan's skill is so immense that he can score with ease. 8 points a quarter and 32 points a game is not a problem. In his younger days (pre-1990), Jordan arrives 2 hours before games to shoot around. Now, he can't do that because fans would swamp him with autograph requests.
ATHLETICISM. Everyone loves it when Jordan pulls-off an acrobatic reverse layup. Everyone loves it when he slashes through the keyway and hammers it home. Everyone loves his hangtime and leaping ability. Jordan is like the Energizer Bunny, you just have to wonder where he gets his energy from. Many times have Jordan kept on at full-speed late in the final quarter while the opposing players are exhausted. The man is a super-athlete. 3.3% body fat, 40 yards in 4.3 seconds, 48 plus inch vert, free-throw slams. Jordan is the most electrifying athlete to watch. ditto
KILLER INSTINCT. The man is an assasin on the court. Once he sees the opposing players demoralised, he uses that as motivation to demoralised them more. Hasta la vista, flashback to the Lakers in the 1991 finals and Portland in the 1992 finals. Magic and Sam Perkins didn't know what to do to stop Michael. And then Clyde Drexler and Buck Williams with the look of defeat in their faces, they were about to surrender to the Jordan assault. And Jordan won't back down a bit or ease off. He will play hard until the final whistle is blown and the game is won.
HEART. Michael has a huge heart. He wants to win more than any other ball player. Game 5 of the 1996-97 NBA Finals where Jordan was seriously-ill from food poisoning (rotten pizza) and yet manages to score 38 pts and lead the Bulls to victory. If the Bulls lost, there could be a Game 7 and the Jazz would probably win the championship. Jordan's will to win is incredible and it filters down to his teammates, Pippen, Rodman, Kerr, Harper, Randy, Luc, Dickey and Buechler. He plays each game like it's his last game. Makes it worthwhile paying for the ticket to watch him play.
BASKETBALL IQ. The man is a genius. He's the Albert Einstein of basketball. He has the ability to see gaps in defenses and physically take advantage of it. Everything seems to go into slow-motion when Jordan attacks. It's probably because he executes his play so quickly that the defenses don't have time to react. He could visualise where the double-team is coming from, even before it happened. The man loves basketball. He studies videos and scouting reports to discover weaknesses in the defense. His knowledge of the game is second to none in the universe.
SHOES. We love the shoes. Those Air Jordans are the greatest marketing coup by Nike. Each new release of Air Jordan represents the bleeding edge of shoe technology. Visible Air, Zoom Air, Carbon fibre sheaths, Ballistic nylon uppers, Huarache inner sleeve, Lace-locks, Jordan Shroud, Carbon Comfort Plate, double-stacked zoom air units, Techflex... The shoes raise the level of innovation and technology in sneaker production. Companies like Reebok, Adidas and Converse were blown away by the popularity of Air Jordans. Also we love the TV advertisements too. Especially those creative and funny adverts by Spike Lee. What would we be wearing now if it weren't for Air Jordans?
LOVE FOR THE GAME. It's clear that the man loves the game. Two comebacks from retirement is proof enough. He enjoys the game and like all athletes, he just can't get enough of it. When you love something, it's real hard to let go. All the accolades, the admiration, the attention... it's real addictive.
-Jordan EXTREME






